Ok, there is no justification fo this but I thought it was funny in all its ridiculous-ness
While the hair may not be a purrrfect match, I’m sure Cat Cullen has an impressive set of fangs

Latest comments: Ok, there is no justification fo this but I thought it was funny in all its ridiculous-ness
While the hair may not be a purrrfect match, I’m sure Cat Cullen has an impressive set of fangs

This is really good: “An ode to the awesome and ridiculous vampire fans out there! A parody of the “Billionaire” music video by Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars.”
LYRICS:
I wanna be a Vampire so freakin’ bad
and bite all of the girls I never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Fangs Magazine
smiling next to Edward and Sookie.
Oh every time I close my eyes
I scream that I will never die
A different blood-type every night,
Oh I, I swear
The world better prepare,
For when I’m a vampire.
Yeah, I would have a cape like Dracula
Sneak up from the back of ya,
Everyday Halloween
Popular with all the teens
I’ll probably pull an alice cullen and emmett
and hook up with my siblings just for the heck of it.
Give away a few t-shirts that say “Suck It”
and last but not least grant somebody their last wish
You can call me Count von Count from the ‘Street, though
I’m not purple and I got no hand up my bum hole.
Get it? Can’t wait to bite on some Twi-moms
they all seem to want to get it on in my coffin
I’ll make sure to choose my victims with care
and there’ll be smokin’ hot 100-year-old cougars everywhere!
Oh every time I close my eyes
I dream that I will never die
A different blood-type every night,
oh I, I swear
The world better prepare,
for when I’m a vampire.
I’ll be buyin’ up Transylvanian real estate
avoiding all the wooden stakes
Ain’t got time for all of that furry werewolf patty-cake
Poof of smoke, and then i’ll fly away like a crazed bat
And sparkle while running through the woods giving piggy-backs
And, yeah, everyone will think that I’m real gay
But they’ll all be dead by my 200th birthday.
I’ll probably suck the most of all the vampires you know
and have a thousand hook-ups with the girls that are emo.
And all the other vampire starlets
could rest in peace once we rid the world of all garlic.
I know we’ve all gotta similar thirst
for finding tasty necks, so sink your teeth in for the blood burst
I wanna Vampire so freakin’ bad
and bite all of the girls i never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Fangs Magazine
smiling next to Edward and Sookie (What up Sookie!)
Oh every time I close my eyes
It’s cause my skins sparkling so bright
I dream that I will never die
A different blood-type every night,
oh I, I swear
The world better be scared,
for when i’m a vampire.
I wanna be a vampire so freakin’ bad…..
MTV interview Anna Kendrick in this short video and test her knowledge on two major Fantasy Franchises: Twilight
and Lord of the Rings -watch this to see how she does
Jennifer Love Hewitt explains on the Wendy Williams show why she flipped to Team Edward after a sullen looking Taylor Lautner snubbed her at the Eclipse Premiere, lol.
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Follow these five easy steps and you’ll be running hot like Jacob in no time
Alex Meraz and Booboo Stewart show us how
This is just too funny
“All I really know about Twilight is it’s about some Vampires who go to a wizard school so they can learn how to destroy a powerful ring” lmao
-I thought this was seriously funny and definitely worth the watch ![]()
hope you guys enjoy, Let me know what you think ![]()
p.s I am also in love with Edgar :/ but who isn’t
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We have all heard criticism over Kristen Stewart and her somewhat infamous facial expressions, so I thought I’d share this purely for laughs, please don’t be offended guys, it’s just so stupid its funny
It kinda speaks for itself

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